Tuesday 14th November - posted by an anonymous stranger...

Sample test answers selected at random:

1) Describe yourself (longer sentences will get more points)

"I am fat and my leg is short" (yikes!)
"I am big hand"
"I have a cat. It is very cute. It is difficult for me to speak English"
"I don't like to spider and ghost" (This isn't so random - we did a Halloween lesson last week!)
"I have small eyes so I don't like eyes"
"I have a brown eye" (just one?)
"I have three families" (he gets an A+ just for spelling families correctly!)
"My favourite singer is Bump of Chicken" (I'm thinking that is a literal translation...)

2) Complete the sentences:

Scotland shares a border with .........

"Scotland shares a border with love"
"Scotland shares a border with instrument"
"Scotland shares a border with New Zealand"

Nessie is a famous .........

"Nessie is a famous bard"
"Nessie is a famous kilt"

Madeleine is from .........

"Madeleine is from Canada" (funny that, so was the previous ALT)
"Madeleine is from England" (now that is funny!)